Candy cane dildos are a thing, so it’s going to be one hell of a merry Christmas

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Candy cane dildos are a thing, and it’s going to be one hell of a merry Christmas.

While most people will be using candy canes to decorate their trees, others will be using them to get off – now that sex toy retailer DearLady has started selling glass sex toys which come in the form of the stripy, festive sweet.

The glass toy, of which has been named the ‘Candy Cane Glass Dong’ (because apparently they couldn’t think of anything sexier), has been described as an ‘elegant’ and ‘luxurious’ massager that will leave you ‘breathless’. Aka, you should probably get all of your Christmas carolling out of the way… Read the full story

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