Martina Devlin: ‘While the DUP is making eyes at Boris, everyone else in the North sees May’s deal as the only show in town’

I don’t buy the sight of them snuggling up together. “You’ll love each other,” mutual friends encourage the relationship. “You have so much in common.” But when they look into one another’s eyes, realisation dawns that they can’t possibly share a slice…

I don't buy the sight of them snuggling up together. "You'll love each other," mutual friends encourage the relationship. "You have so much in common." But when they look into one another's eyes, realisation dawns that they can't possibly share a slice of cake, let alone a political strategy.